astrobstrd:

Thinking you can handle a 26% pre-roll but you rock up to the Subway counter and realize the fucking cold cut combo is staring at you

horrorlesbians:

knuckle tattoos that say STAY SOFT

seth-my-son-clearwater:

muikkunuuskanen:

My favorite genre of pictures that i just discovered is baseball players in middle of doing their silly little high kicks to launch the ball at bastardly speeds

wizardjpeg:

get this. i sneezed so hard, that my brain flew out ,but it bounced off a wall and went back in. literally my favorite miracle to happen to me, and what a show

stshipper:

tittyinfinity:

What if I swab my pussy with this at home covid test to see how absolutely sick it is

prideprejudce:

have you ever seen a tweet that just knocks you the fuck out

tim-official:

the-orc:

tim-official:

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

ORC FACTS

lorbish can photosynthesize

bob-belcher:

Happy International Women’s Day!

chained2012:

employers will be like “augh we’re so understaffed” my brother in christ you’re in charge of hiring

pityboy:

pityboy:

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don’t want to do them

i am suffering academically